I may have just won the greatest battle of wits of my life against the Death Star ([link])... and seduced it in the process

I'm presenting it here, because I'm just that proud of it.
and I'm just that much of an incorrigible geek.

PotentSaarlac:
Dear Shower: 20 minutes of attempts to scald me to death will not go unpunished. This house is no longer big enough for the both of us.

PotentSaarlac @death_star:
My dear battle station, I desperately need your assistance. Will you help me dispatch the Galaxy's most cantankerous shower?

death_star @PotentSaarlac:
Dammit woman, I'm a battle-station not a plumber. I could fire my superlaser at it, but you may not like the side effects.

PotentSaarlac @death_star:
Piffle, my good destroyer of worlds. I want it annihilated, not coddled - if I wanted a plumber, I would have asked Boba Fett.

death_star @PotentSaarlac:
I could annihilate it, certainly, but if I were to fire at your planet, hot water would be the least of your worries.

death_star @PotentSaarlac:
Not that you would HAVE any worries, since you'd just be a small cloud of sub-atomic dust, but you know what I mean.

PotentSaarlac @death_star:
Nonsense. My subnuclear particles have feelings, too. If you could arrange to transport me before firing your laser...

PotentSaarlac @death_star:
... I could make it worth your while

death_star @PotentSaarlac:
Worth my while? What would you pay a planet-destroying space station?

PotentSaarlac @death_star:
When was the last time you experienced a neutrino flux that rocked you to your very gluons? I can make that happen, baby...

PotentSaarlac @death_star:
... and then some

death_star @PotentSaarlac:
Setting course for Earth.

PotentSaarlac @death_star:
I knew you'd see things my way, lover. Sweet recharging - dream of the quantum singularities we'll create together.

PotentSaarlac:
Have successfully lured @death_star to Earth by talking dirty to it about quantum physics. My life is now complete.


TREMBLE BEFORE MY MIGHTY NERDINESS!!! TREMBLE, I SAY!!!!