This Here Is MY PROPERTY

Last weekend, a Trailer Trash Bash of epic proportions was held at Adam Chilson's place. Sister-wives were wooed, beers were chugged, and R-s were done with substantial gitting.

This here shot came late in the day, when I was plumb tuckered out from all the wine swilling and beer-fighting and trying to keep a pregnant hussy from the next trailer park away from Joe-Bob. Some funny-lookin' dude with a curler in his beard got too close to my fancy digs, and I was afraid he'd steal somethin'. Had to put him in line.

If trailer trash wasn't a fetish before, I'm declaring it one as of right now.

Beer: ~FrenzyModel and *Doomsday-Dawn
Model: myself
Photographer: *Doomsday-Dawn
Stylists: a lot of work went into creatin' this here fine piece of art.
Basic Wardrobe Elements - myself
Makeup - myself
Wardrobe Modifications (salsa and guacamole stains, bra stuffing, clothing tears, etc): ^Battledress and her darling husband
Hair - beer soaking courtesy of ~FrenzyModel
Fake tattoo provider - ^wynnesome
Fake tattoo technician - =NevaehLleh